Do I Have a Sign Over My Head That Says "Come talk to me?"

Part 1

   So, I was getting off the city line walking towards school when I heard a lady start talking to me. At first I didn't know what was going on because I had earphones on but I took them off and looked down at her. She started talking to me about my lip piercing...and if I could help her put her balls on because the balls she had were too small for her hands (anyone with piercings knows what I'm talking about). Long story short, I helped this little old lady put her studs on her lip ring in her chapped dirty ass mouth. When I got on campus I headed straight for the bathroom and washed my hands.

Midnight Photos

Words of a Prince

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today 2 get through this thing called life.
Electric word life; It means forever and that's a mighty long time But I'm here 2 tell u...
There's something else...The afterworld.
A world of never ending happiness...U can always see the sun, day or night.
So when u call up that shrink in Beverly Hills.
U know the one - Dr. "Everything'll Be Alright."
Instead of asking him how much of your time is left,
Ask him how much of your mind, baby.
'Cuz in this life,Things are much harder than in the afterworld.
In this life, You're on your own.
And if de-elevator tries 2 bring u down,
Go crazy - punch a higher floor!"

                                               -Prince as The Kid in Purple Rain
                                                        

Where is Lt. Dan's legs?