Is there a sign over my head that says come talk to me? Part 2

I was on the bus yesterday and I had overheard this one lady talking about how she used those ancestors.com websites to find her boyfriend's dad. Long story short, another lady who was listening said that she was using those sites too to try and find her ex-boyfriend, her sisters and her kids. You see, when she was young, her three sisters were kidnapped and when she had her kids both of them were kidnapped as well and put up for an adoption (or that's what she says). Then, she was watching this show on NBC about how celebrities are finding out there background and ancestors and shit and she found out that Brooke Shields is her sister. She came to this conclusion becasue she said that Sheilds was adopted and Italian; the lady is Italian and her sister was kidnapped and put up for adoption. She than told us further that when she was little Queen Elizabeth gave her a certifiate to be a princess of "something" but she doesn't know what of. Oh, and her dad's mother (her grandmother) is either Rita Hayworth ot Jane Russel. The only thing I kept thinking is "This bitch better not comes it next to and start talking."

Hockney Style Shit

The Best Joke in the World

The butler walks down the stairs in the morning to the kitchen and said 

"Mr. Jackson, would you like anything else with your breakfast?"

He replied, "Yeah... some toast with JAM ON IT!"