Do I Have a Sign Over My Head That Says "Come talk to me?"

Part 1

   So, I was getting off the city line walking towards school when I heard a lady start talking to me. At first I didn't know what was going on because I had earphones on but I took them off and looked down at her. She started talking to me about my lip piercing...and if I could help her put her balls on because the balls she had were too small for her hands (anyone with piercings knows what I'm talking about). Long story short, I helped this little old lady put her studs on her lip ring in her chapped dirty ass mouth. When I got on campus I headed straight for the bathroom and washed my hands.